Heath Franklin's Chopper | Not Here To F*ck Spiders
WINNER - COMIC'S CHOICE - Melbourne Comedy Festival 2018
Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to f*ck spiders!
That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.
Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t.
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks!
Please note that this show is 18+ only.
Date | Friday 8th March 2024
Time | Doors open 7:30pm, show starts 8pm
Location | Parkview Room, Central Coast Leagues Club
Cost | $40 each
Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to f*ck spiders!
That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.
Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t.
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks!
Please note that this show is 18+ only.
Date | Friday 8th March 2024
Time | Doors open 7:30pm, show starts 8pm
Location | Parkview Room, Central Coast Leagues Club
Cost | $40 each
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Central Coast Leagues Club, Parkview Room
1 Dane Drive, Gosford New South Wales 2250
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